Your pet probably hates you. Especial...
Do ferocious beasts make good pets? No, of course not! It only makes sense to own something that can kill you if you are a giant, have magical powers, can handle the site of blood, and don't mind eating your pet. But 99% of the population are bored couch potatoes who can't even tear open a bag if chips. So stick with the hamsters, dammit!
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